Shaving, tattoos, and piercings

 

In this new Millennium people will not only begin to behave decently and respectfully, they will also begin to look decent and respectful. Are you one of these who says to "ignore and reject authority" with a couple days of beard growth? The new "I am a skid row bum" look? The new "I woke up face down in a gutter" look?  Very very classy.  God is so so proud of you.

Well you can if you want. While your heart still ticks the beloved one gives you absolute free will. But free will ends with your heartbeat. And after that everything else is mandatory. And screaming in Hell is unavoidable. You may win this little battle, but you will lose the war. Shave. Everyday.

Also - men do not wear earrings. And wearing oversized jeans hanging off of your butt, or wearing a baseball cap to the side, makes God recoil in disgust. (Are my children all idiots?) You should already be very well aware from the old Holy Bible that all tattoos and all body piercings are strictly forbidden.


If you get one

You are literally spitting in the face of God.



“You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves, I am the LORD.” Leviticus 19:28

 

"Circus Folk". God calls tattooed people, Circus Folk.

When she sees one, she says, "I see the circus is in town again".

"We should buy a ticket".

God, evidentially, DOES NOT LIKE Tattoos.

To call

You all

"Circus Folk".

But, I will grant you, a "one time amnesty".

Just

Don't do it again.

 

Women can get their ear lobes pierced only, with only one or two holes per ear please.

If you have already befouled your body in the past with a tattoo, God will now grant you a one time amnesty for that, do not do it anymore. (In other words, if you currently have a tattoo, don't worry about it, just don't get another one.)

And pull out any and all of the body piercings that you now have, and let the holes close up. That is any body piercings, anywhere on the body, seen or unseen.

When God see all such stupidity she muses "A wall must have fallen down at the insane asylum again". Do you know what virtually 100% of the people in prison have in common? They all have a tattoo. The bible says not to. You ignored the bible, and the reality on the ground, is that it seems to be the admittance ticket into prison.

They call it a "tramp stamp", for a reason. If you are stupid enough to get one, you are now considered a tramp. A tramp is the same as a bum. Every employer will always think twice, every cop will always want to smell your breath, and every bank teller will always ask for an extra ID. You have now become a bum. From this day forward all such silly nonsense should abruptly stop.

 

Every human, who has ever gotten a tattoo, later in life regrets it. 

 

You have been warned.

 

And if after today, you still get one, do not be surprised, if things go very very badly for you, on your last day.

 

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Men need to ALWAYS be clean shaven, with a blade. Any and all razor stubble is another one of God's nemeses, ideally a man would shave much more closely by using a blade instead of using an electric razor, if not the Holy Spirit will call you "a porcupine", or someone who is very hard for God to get close to.

God is greatly repulsed by this new unshaved "bowery bum look" that some men are now sporting. Are you insane? God literally HATES the "unshaved look" on men. If you want to put a serious frown onto God's face just walk around with that unshaved look. You look like you just woke up in a gutter. Yes, that really makes God proud to have her children look like skid row bums. And as already aforementioned, God no longer likes beards or mustaches of any kind on men.

God always likes her children to be clean and polished and smelling good. God is your doting parent who likes to be proud of you. Don't look like a bum. God gets rid of bums.

 

Is this a serious enough matter to send you to Hell? That is a good question. Before I told you that God hates the "unshaved look" on men, you were only guilty of poor taste and stupidity. But now I have told you God's perfect will on this issue. Now, if you still ignore what I have told you about God's preferences, you are literally spitting in the face of God, if you ignore God's mandate on this issue. And that is a very serious matter. Why would you do that? It points to a certain level of "core blackness" (evil) within your soul, that you would ignore God's implicate instructions. So is this a sin serious enough to send you to Hell?  Now it is.  Because God clearly told you not to. And God does not take "rebellious types" into Heaven.

 

And do not use electric razors. Shaving with an electric razor will permanently age you to look about ten to fifteen years older than you have to. Electric razors cause wrinkles by doing nothing about wrinkles. On the other hand, shaving with a sharp 5 blade blade razor, the Fusion Proglide, is a form of a surgical "micro dermabrasion" that constantly shaves off and removes the tops of any developing wrinkles. (DON'T, get the Walmart "Equate", 5 blade copy. It, doesn't work at all, for dermaplaning..)

Every morning, you act as a board certified surgeon on yourself as you turn back the aging process on any area of the skin that the blade touches. A razorblade constantly chops off the tops of any and all age wrinkles as they pop up, permanently reducing their appearance and their size. Electric razors do not do this. Electric razors cause wrinkles by doing nothing about wrinkles. And because of that, electric razors will age your face dramatically and irreversibly.

 

Blade shaving is the reason that most men age much more gracefully than most women.


The shaving process, "removes all your wrinkles", every place the blade touches.



Unshaven??

No wrinkles removed, that day.



Electric shaver??

No wrinkles removed, that day.
 


A five blade, Fusion Proglide razor

Will take off "five years of aging", on the very first day, you use it.

And it just keeps getting better, from there..

 

The Shekinah (the Holy Spirit) does not want to look at a person that has been unnecessarily turned into a prune because you lack a few simple basic facts. A gift from God has been given to you. Youthful appearance is only one five blade razor away. The 5 blade Fusion Proglide razor is the best razor on the market right now for removing wrinkles and smoothing the skin. (DON'T, get the Walmart "Equate", 5 blade copy. It, doesn't work at all, for dermaplaning..) Use it with "Edge" gel shaving cream with "aloe added" for optimum wrinkle removing effect. The first day you use it, it will take off about 5 years of aging. And it just gets better from there.

Men or women,  anyone who wants to permanently reduce and remove all their age wrinkles can now easily do that at home for next to nothing. All it takes is some diligence and some time. Slowly and surely, over a period of years, you will see the wrinkles fade and permanently disappear.

Women, should shave.  A couple times a week.

I tell you, it's so.

And science, is behind me, 100%.

Skincare Shocker: Women, Shave Your Face! - Skin & Beauty - Sharecare

 

Only a men's razor will have the best performing razorblades made just for the face, a women's model made for leg hairs will not work. A woman using a men's razorblade for this purpose may feel a bit awkward at first, until after about a week and she sees the results, and then she will feel empowered and then she will become unstoppable.

Free restoration of your youthfulness. Any area of your face can be restored over time, the laugh lines, the forehead, the crow's feet around your eyes, etc., etc.. You are not necessarily just shaving the hairs away, you are chopping off the tops of all your wrinkles with surgical precision thus causing a permanent smoothing effect over time. No matter where the wrinkles are.

Just apply the shaving cream on your entire face, including forehead. Shave every place you can get away with it.

Next, the Shekinah recently perfected and gave to her children the wrinkle remover drug "Botox" to remove most all of the forehead and quite a bit of the facial wrinkles. Twice a year for a few years after about the age of twenty five or thirty, and then about every other year for a few years as your muscles begin to permanently simply "retrain themselves" from wrinkling up anymore. Then as needed, every few years.

This is optional, if you have the money, the beloved one wants you to know that Botox is a gift from God and there is no stigma at all attached to it. But it is optional. If you can afford it, there are so many secular silly silly things that you could be wasting your money on. God is telling you this is not one of them. It is an integral tool of the new Millennium and a gift from God for those of you blessed enough to be a part of the new Millennium.


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A blessing from God, is "Shekinah's Vitamin C Infusions", which is a powdered vitamin C pill, melted into a small amount of warm water, and applied topically, to your face and neck. Costs, almost nothing. But the effects, are amazing. You absorb 10 times more vitamin C, when it is applied topically. And on your face, it boosts "collagen production", dramatically smoothing out all your wrinkles. Applied twice daily. This trick, is actually amazing.



Just take a 500 mg vitamin C pill, crush it and powered it with a spoon, then add it to a small shot glass of warm water, to melt it. Then, dip your fingers into the water, and apply the liquid to your face, neck, and forehead. Keep reapplying and rubbing it in for a bit, then just let dry. That's it.

(Shave your face first, neck, and forehead, with a 5 blade Proglide razor, even women. Especially women..)

"Shekinah's Vitamin C Infusions", work in two ways. First, the citric acid in the vitamin C acts as a daily "mild chemical peel", that constantly "sloughs off" all dead skin cells, and evens out the skins surface and texture. Second, the vitamin C is actually absorbed, by the skin, causing a huge boost in collagen production, wherever it is applied. This pushes up and fills in wrinkles, from below. Not temporarily, permanently.

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You people are intended to look "supernaturally youthful" now, and these are the two methods, (women shaving, and vitamin C infusions), as to how you will do it.

Try a "three day test".

Please.

Daddy say please.


You people are intended to look "supernaturally youthful" now, and these are the two methods, (women shaving, and vitamin C infusions), as to how you will do it. And the "Elect of God", those who learn and apply "The New Holy Bible", will begin to live on average much much longer than the left over liberals (the Godless ones). You are intended to live 120 years and the "Elect of God" will certainly begin to move in that direction. So now you are going to have to more aggressively protect your looks.

 

 

You may not care too much about improving your looks, but God now wants her children to be optimized in their appearance. The "children of the Millennium" are intended to look polished and well kept in their appearance.

The children of the Millennium will live much longer than God's children did in the past. So special care and attention must be paid. 120 years is a long time to be ugly. If you don't know what you're doing. So now you do.

 

 

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